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Rank: Gold Member  Joined: 10/10/2008 Posts: 475 Points: 1,171 Location: Houston, TX 77057
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Rank: Silver Member
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Užeina žmogelis pas prokurorą ir klausia:
- Sakykite, o kiek metų už žmogžudystę duoda?
- O jūs kažką nužudėte?
- Ne, bet galvoju... uošvienę...
- Jei ir maniškę prigriebsi - bus metai lygtinai
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Rank: Silver Member   Joined: 10/10/2008 Posts: 239 Points: 624 Location: Katy, TX
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Šitaip netolimoje ateityje užsisakinėsime picą. Būtų linksma jeigu nebūtų graudu. http://www.aclu.org/pizza/Quote:There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
/Steven Wright/
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Rank: Silver Member
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Location: Katy, TX
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Rank: Gold Member
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Posts: 362
Points: 972
Location: 6020 Dunn Drive, The Colony, Texas 75056
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Atleiskit uz kojos kisima. Rodos cia skelbiam visus juokus o as viena atsiminiau ir pries uzmirstant noriu pasidalinti. Vadinas buvo taip: Pries dydiji kara Smetona isake vienam generolui patikrinti sieninius ginimosi irengimus, ypac Vokietijos siena. Nuvaziaves generolas per ziuronus mato vokieciu puseje milziniskas voras tanku...musu puseje vienas kitas kulkosvaidis ir daugiau beveik nieko. Atraportuoja Smetonai nuliudes generolas. Zinot vyrai, sako Smetona, jei pro mus prasimus tai ir kaimynams bus blogai. Telefonu paskambino Latvijos prezidentui ir isaiskino padeti. Padesim jum atsake Latvietis, ko jums reike? Tanku atsake musiskis. Fain, kiek tanku jums reike? Vieno ar abieju?  liaukites  
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Rank: Silver Member
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Location: Richardson, TX
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Rank: Gold Member Joined: 10/10/2008 Posts: 475 Points: 1,171 Location: Houston, TX 77057
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Rank: Administration  Joined: 10/3/2008 Posts: 309 Points: 608 Location: Plainfield, IL
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Cia toks testo klausimas. Siulykite savo variantus. Uz keleto dienu idesiu teisinga atsakyma. Kas pirmas ?!
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?
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Rank: Gold Member
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I don't know...........what is the motive? 
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Rank: Administration Joined: 10/3/2008 Posts: 309 Points: 608 Location: Plainfield, IL
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Kestutis wrote:I don't know...........what is the motive? palaukim gal dar kas nors bandys atspeti ?
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Rank: Gold Member Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 410 Points: 957 Location: Houston, TX
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VytasZ wrote:Kestutis wrote:I don't know...........what is the motive? palaukim gal dar kas nors bandys atspeti ? Pabandysiu speti: kad laidotuvese vel sutiktu ta pati vyruka?  Labai jau juodas humoras, sakyciau.
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Rank: Silver Member
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aha, zinau ir atsakyma ir psihologo isvadas, 
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Rank: Administration Joined: 10/3/2008 Posts: 309 Points: 608 Location: Plainfield, IL
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Siga wrote:VytasZ wrote:Kestutis wrote:I don't know...........what is the motive? palaukim gal dar kas nors bandys atspeti ? Pabandysiu speti: kad laidotuvese vel sutiktu ta pati vyruka? Labai jau juodas humoras, sakyciau. Pataikei !!! She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to determine if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly.
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Rank: Newbie
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Location: Dallas
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nezinau ar matet sita ar ne, bet vadinasi "Never in your wildest dreams...." http://www.youtube.com/w...feature=player_embedded
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Rank: Gold Member
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Location: 6020 Dunn Drive, The Colony, Texas 75056
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p. Laimi,
Puiku. Toks Andrijauskas turejo taverna Marquette Parke ant 69tos gatves Cikagoje. Dainavom ir mes "Ant kalno murai...", "Mergaite is Stokholmo kabareto..." ir "Kam leidai motule kam leidai, iseit mane vargo keliu...". Aciu uz priminima tu laiku kai viskas rupejo...
Mergaite is Stokholmo kabareto
Mylejo kapitona vandenu
Kai grizdavo is tropiku sauletu
Parvezdavo jai daugel dovanu.
Mylejo jis jos garbanas auksines
Ir sypsni ant raudonu jos lupu
Kai gerdavo pakrantese motrosai
Klausydavos jie osianciu bangu.
Bet viena nakti kilo uraganas
Ir ismete i kranta daug auku
Zinojo ji kad baisus uraganas
Praryjo kapitona vandenu.
Mergaite visa vakara liudejo
Is liudesio ji lauze sau rankas
Ir viena anstu ryta atsikelus
Ji metesi i osiancias bangas...
Kompozitorius: Romas Stakauskas(Australija)
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Rank: Silver Member
Joined: 11/9/2008
Posts: 245
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Location: Katy, TX
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Panasu i Povilaicio daina!
Čigonės akys mane vilioja
Čigonės akys man širdį spaudžia
Čigonės akys, jos nebelaukia
Jos nebelaukia daugiau manęs
Mylėjo jis jos garbanas auksines
Ir žvilgsnį gintarinį jos akių
Kalbėjo jis jai švelniai apkabinęs
Mažyte mylimoji, vien tik tu
Čigonės akys mane vilioja
Čigonės akys man širdį spaudžia
Čigonės akys, jos nebelaukia
Jos nebelaukia daugiau manęs
Bet kartą jūroj siautė uraganas
Ir jis pareikalavo daug aukų
Ir sužinojo ji, kad okeanas
Prarijo kapitoną vandenų
Čigonės akys mane vilioja
Čigonės akys man širdį spaudžia
Čigonės akys, jos nebelaukia
Jos nebelaukia daugiau manęs
Mergaitė visą dieną liūdėjo
Ir laužė sau iš sielvarto rankas
O ankstų rytą saulei patekėjus
Įšoko į putojančias bangas
anasu i Povilaicio daina
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Rank: Gold Member
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Location: 6020 Dunn Drive, The Colony, Texas 75056
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Atrodo kad Povilaitis ir Stakauskas giminingi....... 
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Rank: Newbie
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Posts: 8
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Location: Dallas
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nu ir kodel visos Lietuviskos dainos tokios liudnos? 
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Rank: Gold Member
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Location: 6020 Dunn Drive, The Colony, Texas 75056
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Privaciai mes lietuvei linksmi, daznai LABAI linksmi, tik ne viesai, nes tiek simtmeciu kaimynu spardomi pripratom elgtis santurei....[meh]
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Rank: Gold Member Joined: 10/10/2008 Posts: 475 Points: 1,171 Location: Houston, TX 77057
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