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Don’t mess with Lithuanians A lawyer and a Lithuanian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that this Lithuanian is so dumb that he could get one over on him easy...So the lawyer asks if the Lithuanian would like to play a fun game. The Lithuanian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches his attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Lithuanian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the Lithuanian' turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Internet. He sends e-mails to all the smartest friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Lithuanian and hands him $500. The Lithuanian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Lithuanian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?' The Lithuanian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep. Don't mess with Lithuanians. 
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Rank: Gold Member Joined: 10/6/2008 Posts: 526 Points: 1,394 Location: San Marcos
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norejau prikabint klipuka apie moteru vairavima  neleido sake per didelis 3.55 mb 
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virgaheft wrote:norejau prikabint klipuka apie moteru vairavima neleido sake per didelis 3.55 mb Galima ykrauti cia o poto parasyti URL kad visi paziuretu.
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Mune wrote:virgaheft wrote:norejau prikabint klipuka apie moteru vairavima neleido sake per didelis 3.55 mb Galima ykrauti cia o poto parasyti URL kad visi paziuretu. Aciu Ramunai....Tu kaip tas 'linksma begti takeliu kai visiems padet galiu.....'
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Rank: Gold Member Joined: 10/10/2008 Posts: 475 Points: 1,171 Location: Houston, TX 77057
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virgaheft wrote:Mune wrote:virgaheft wrote:norejau prikabint klipuka apie moteru vairavima neleido sake per didelis 3.55 mb Galima ykrauti cia o poto parasyti URL kad visi paziuretu. Aciu Ramunai....Tu kaip tas 'linksma begti takeliu kai visiems padet galiu.....' 
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[quote=virgaheft]radau You Tube ta pati.......man patiko http://www.youtube.com/w...u3c&feature=related[/quote] Juokiausi iki asaru.
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Rank: Gold Member Joined: 10/6/2008 Posts: 526 Points: 1,394 Location: San Marcos
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[quote=virgaheft]radau You Tube ta pati.......man patiko http://www.youtube.com/w...u3c&feature=related[/quote] labai patiko, issiunciau keletai mano draugu kaip tu gyveni Virga?
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Aciu Rita, gerai gyvenu....bandau suspet paskui savo bernaicius, ju sportus.....pacios kaip ir nedaug belieka  kai uzknisa, parekauju ir toliau gyvenam Turbut prasysiuos pas Tave i svecius jei man lieps del paso keitimo vaziuot....na, jei taip butu, tai as tikrai noreciau toliau musu draugyste 'gyvai' pratest
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Be jokiu problemu, as jau ziurineju koki drabuziai Aro isaugami, yai tau perduociau.
As manau kad tu be keliones neissisuksi, nebent kazkas paskutiniu metu pasikeite.
taip kad sekmes, nemazai ten tu popieriu su paso keitimu, tik tau gal bus maziau , kadangi tu
jau turejei Lietuvoje povedybine pavarde. IKI. Lauksiu tavo skambuciu, ar dar turi tel?Ir mano namu ir cell liko tie patys
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RitaE wrote:Be jokiu problemu, as jau ziurineju koki drabuziai Aro isaugami, yai tau perduociau.
As manau kad tu be keliones neissisuksi, nebent kazkas paskutiniu metu pasikeite.
taip kad sekmes, nemazai ten tu popieriu su paso keitimu, tik tau gal bus maziau , kadangi tu
jau turejei Lietuvoje povedybine pavarde. IKI. Lauksiu tavo skambuciu, ar dar turi tel?Ir mano namu ir cell liko tie patys Aciu Rita....aha, turiu Tavo numeriuka
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Jūreivio gyvenimas buvo paprastas. Parplaukia, būdavo, jis paryčiais į savo uostą, paskambina žmonai,
ji paruošia jam vakarienę, meiliai sutinka... Paskui jūreivis stovi balkone, rūko ir mąsto:
"Koks gražus mano gyvenimas". Bet kartą nerado dviejų kapeikų paskambinti iš automato žmonai.
Grįžo nepaskambinęs. Rado žmoną saldžiai miegančią su meilužiu. Jūreivis jau buvo begriebiąs kirvį,
bet staiga apsigalvojo. Išėjo į gatvę, pasigavo taksi, nuvažiavo išsikeisti pinigų, įmetė dvi kapeikas į automatą
ir paskambino žmonai. Kai atvyko į namus, ji jo jau laukė su karštu maistu. Išėjo jūreivis į balkoną parūkyti.
Mąsto: "Štai kaip gražiai aš gyvenu. O, kai pagalvoji, dėl dviejų kapeikų galėjau sugriauti gyvenimą ir sau, ir jai..."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESe-AysF9mw
Na, mamytes, ar ka nors jums primine si dainele?....  Ar apie save pagalvojot?!.... 
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Asta wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESe-AysF9mw Na, mamytes, ar ka nors jums primine si dainele?.... Ar apie save pagalvojot?!.... akurat
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